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The Drip Within the Game: Hall of Fame Athlete Accessories

March 10, 2020 by Talia Caldwell in Sports, Nostalgia

Sports is one of society’s last great equalizers. Whether it’s a team sport like soccer or solo competititon like golf, opponents are subject to the same rules of game play. An athlete’s performance wear is no exception. Team uniforms are identical. And individual attire is subject to strict guidelines with everything from color, cut, length, and logo being regulated.

We see this most rigorously applied to no one else more than Serena Williams. Her banned “cat suit” at the 2018 French Open caused controversy among the tournament heads who called it “disrespectful”.

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This rigidity of leagues and associations is the result of tending to their primary concern, profitability. Administrative bodies maximize their bottom line by catering to the mainstream audience with as little stir as possible. What suffers in the process are athletes means of self-expression.

Thankfully, throughout the history of sports professionals have found creative ways to model their personal style within the tight margins of the rule books. Apart from gratification, why is this self-pronouncement so important? Exposure. With the increase of billion dollar TV deals, social media platforms that cross the globe, and corporate partnerships, all eyes are on these larger-than-life giants at all times. The financial possibilities are endless. The most watchable athletes get the endorsements, entertainment opportunities, brand cachet, even the celebrity partner.

There’s also the ego part. Since children, athletes have measured themselves against their peers by every conceivable benchmark. Appearance is no different. When trying to gain an advantage, every aspect matters. Sport pundits call this the “game within the game”. Referring to factors not quantified on a scoreboard, the game within the game could be trash talking an opponent to get into their head, visualization, picking imaginary fights with fans in the crowd like Michael Jordan did, anything that effects the psyche of a player. A player’s “drip”, which is defined as one’s personal swagger, counts as another.

Popular Atlanta rapper Gunna, whose first five projects were titled Drip Season, Drip Season 2, Drip Season 3, Drip Harder, and Drip or Drown 2, explained the meaning of rap’s most used word in 2018:

"Drip is your attire, the clothes you wear. My drip today man, I got on a Saint Laurent hoodie, some Balmain’s and some Chanel shoes because it’s Friday. I drip every day, all week, but weekends I’m really putting that sh*t on. I might wear a $10,000 outfit on a weekend, no cap.”

Rapper Gunna on the cover of his album Drip or Drown 2

Rapper Gunna on the cover of his album Drip or Drown 2

The jewelry, accessories, the coordinating pieces, these symbols of originality are what truly cement an athlete into legendary status.

Here is the Drip Within the Game Hall of Fame list: the best overstatements worn by sporting greats who understand that you can’t always control how well you perform, but you can always control how good you look.

1) Florence Griffith Joyner AKA “Flo-Jo”

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Flo-Jo is considered the fastest woman of all time. Running the 400 meters, 800 meters, as well as the 4x100 and 4x400 meter relays in the 1988 Olympics, Joyner took home five medals; three gold, two silver. Physically, Flo-Jo was a one of a kind marvel who set and broke her own world records numerous times.

Suffering a tonic-clonic seizure in 1999, Florence’s untimely death at the age of 38 rocked the world. At the time, my step-father worked as a mortician at the historically black Angeles Funeral Home, located in the Crenshaw district of Los Angeles, where Florence’s funeral was held. I remember him telling me the stories of people’s reactions to losing one of their own and the impact she had on her entire community.

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Outside of her running success, when people think of Flo-Jo, what comes to mind are the bold looks she pulled off on the track. Full body tracksuits exposing a single leg, hooded track suits, bright, bold, colorful patterns, nails so long they curled over. Florence commanded attention. This Black girl from South Central’s Jordan Downs housing project had no problem showing the world that a female athlete can be flashy, fashionable, and dominant.

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You know someone is a style icon when Beyoncé dresses up as them for Halloween.

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2) Deion “Prime Time” Sanders

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Deion had Trinidad James “All Gold Everything” moments on and off the field and in two professional sports.

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Deion’s flagrant style was on full display before he even signed a professional contract. Skipping the NFL draft, Deion received the call from the Atlanta Falcons that they were selecting him 5th overall on his agent’s sofa in Winnetka, Il. Instead of putting on a stuffy suit like he would have had to do if he chose to attend the Draft, Deion dressed in a black, white and yellow nylon tracksuit. You know, the kind that makes the audible “swishy” sound as you walk. Deion’s casual getup was accompanied by black and gold retro squared sunglasses, an indeterminate amount of gold chains, four gold bracelets, a money sign earring, and two-finger gold plated rings on each hand. This was Deion’s introduction to the world as the king of drip.

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A month after being drafted by the National Football League, Deion made his Major League Baseball debut for the New York Yankees.

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Although the percentage of Black baseball players in the MLB was much higher in 1989 at 16.5% versus today’s 7.7%, their audience was still the suburbs of America. So you can imagine how much Deion and his jheri curl stood out. He was young, fly, flashy, and fast. Between his athletic gifts and his closet, Deion was must watch TV giving him the name “Prime Time”.

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3) Allen Iverson

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No one influenced early 2000’s NBA culture more than Allen Iverson. His pre-game outfits led the late David Stern, the NBA’s commissioner at the time, to implement the racially-tinged “Dress Code”.

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On the court, Iverson sported a combination of the headband, wristband, calf band, finger sleeve, shooting sleeve, and leg sleeve all at once. Iverson essentially wore an entire Footlocker for each game.

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When I think of Iverson’s career, five particular moments come to mind. The first is Iverson’s shimmy and shake on Michael Jordan his rookie year. The classic, “your idols become your rivals, you make friends with Mike, but gotta A.I. him for your survival” moment. Thank you Drake for that forever important line. Second, Iverson disrespectfully stomping over Tyronn Lue, yes, former championship winning coach of the Cleveland Cavaliers and LeBron James whisperer, Ty Lue, after knocking down a through-the-leg step back fade-away during overtime of game 1’s 2001 NBA Finals. Third, AI’s misunderstood practice rant which came days after the murder trial for the man accused of killing Iverson’s best friend, Rahsaan Langeford, just seven months earlier. This life-altering tragedy deeply affected Iverson throughout the season as he struggled to cope with the loss. Fourth, Iverson’s mother braiding his hair in the middle of a game. Five, A.I.’s 1999 Slam magazine cover.

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4) Ken Griffey Jr.

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Baseball and the MLB aren’t known for being avant-garde in much of anything. The game resisted instant replay or any type of technology to improve its accuracy until 2014. And the long storied New York Yankees franchise still requires that all of their players be clean shaven just as the original owner George Steinbrenner did back in 1973 when he implemented their facial hair policy. Baseball values tradition and doing things “a certain way”.

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So in 1989, when a young, Black, talented twenty-year-old Ken Griffey Jr. AKA “The Kid”, came into the majors confidently wearing a backwards cap and stud earrings, some of the league’s old guard expressed their discontent. In Jay Caspian King’s phenomenal New York Times piece “The Unbearable Whiteness of Baseball”, he writes how Griffey was, “in a long line of coded racial arguments, minor battles between two types: the “standard” white player and his nonwhite foil”. Former Yankees manager Buck Showalter said Griffey’s backwards hat and untucked shirttail showed a “lack of respect for the game”. Meanwhile, the backwards cap made him one of the only MLB players I knew by name. I even bought Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr. for my Nintendo 64 because Ken Griffey’s very essence and identity was something I gravitated and related to.

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As a young child, I didn’t realize that I was already conveying resentment over the constant politicizing and policing of the Black Athlete.

For me, the backwards cap was more than a style choice. It was a small act of freedom. I cheered louder every time a Buck Showalter felt the need to give their opinion on Griffey’s presentation. Today, my sentiment remains the same. As King eloquently puts it, “by instinct, honed reflex and general contrarianism, I root for all “flashy” “showboats” who are “disgraces to the game.”

5) Serena Williams

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Brand ambassador for the luxury Swiss watch manufacturer, Audemars Piguet, Serena Williams’ exclusive timepiece collection has been well documented. And at 2019’s Wimbledon, the 23-time Grand Slam winner didn’t disappoint with her Audemars Royal Oak Offshore Selfwinding Chronograph.

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Wearing more jewelry than Kate Middleton who was in attendance, Serena’s ensemble featured a V-shape jewel set diamond ring custom made to hold her massive engagement ring, a diamond heart-shaped pendant choker, diamond earrings, a bracelet, and 34 Swarovski crystals embedded in her top’s Nike swoosh. I can’t wash dishes if a hair tie is hanging from my wrist, yet Serena can serve a tennis ball at 135 mph with an arm full of bling. That is why she is the G.O.A.T.

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“Got a broken clock
Rollies that don’t tick-tock
Audemars that’s losing time
Hidden behind all these big rocks”
— Jay Z, N****s in Paris
“Yeah, I got an Audemar, I ain’t set the time once and I know they say they shine, I ain’t seen ‘em shine once”
— Nicki Minaj, "Senile"

6) Michael Johnson

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One of the greatest sprinters of all-time, Michael Johnson won 16 gold medals throughout his illustrious track career and still holds several of the top sprinting times in the 400, 200, and 100 meters. Johnson did all of this while looking like the fifth member of Boyz II Men. Apparently, Johnson was sprinting from the track straight to the club in his watch, necklace, and earring.

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7) Barry Bonds

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Once again, Black people and Baseball. Barry Bonds isn’t that well liked in the baseball world because of his involvement with steroids during the inflated home-run era of the 90’s and early 00s.

Bond’s body went from skinny ‘90s Busta Rhymes to beefed up ‘00s Busta Rhymes.

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Considering the fact that steroid use in this era was closer to the norm rather an outlier with just Bonds, MLB owes Barry Bonds acknowledgement for being the best hitter baseball has ever seen and needs to give him his well-earned due.

Outside of his bulked physique, there’s another look Bonds is known for-his dangling cross earring that he wore throughout his 21 year career.

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Odell Beckham and every hype beast today owe Barry a big thank you for making this look popular.

Barry may not be in baseball’s Hall of Fame, but he’s definitely in instagram’s lookbook hall of fame.

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8) Tim Thomas’ Double Headband

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I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the fact that Tim Thomas wore double headbands in an NBA game or that I too copied this look in an AAU practice after seeing him and Nelly flaunt it.

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To the relief of many, this did not become a trend.

Tim Thomas being the sole NBA player to wear the double headband solidifies it as a hall of fame accessory moment. Sometimes the world is simply not ready for your genius.

7) Michael Jordan’s Calf Sleeve

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We all wanted to be like Mike. If that meant suffering from shin splints so severe that we needed to wear a calf band, then so be it. Some say Jordan started wearing the calf sleeve to alleviate his shin pain, others believe it was for fashion. Either way it looked incredible.

Ingenious enough, Jordan invented the modern day calf band. All Jordan did was take a knee sleeve, slide it down a few inches, and fold it at the top to hide the company logo. The red inside just happened to match his Bulls jersey.

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Of course Kobe Bryant, MJ’s carbon copy, had to rock the calf sleeve just like his idol.

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9) Marshawn Lynch’s Gold Fronts

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Marshawn Lynch is Oakland culture personified.

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10) The Most Expensive Drip: Odell Beckham’s Richard Millie

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“I just... what?
I just put a Richard on the card
I ain’t grow up playin’ ball”
— Drake, "Going Bad"
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“Richard Mille cost a Lambo (That’s a Lambo)
Known to keep the baddest [women] on commando (Salute)”
— Meek Mill, "Going Bad"
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Do you know how rich you have to be to wear a house on your wrist while running through tackles, dirt and Gatorade showers? I have never felt as economically average as I did when I saw Odell wearing a $350,000 RM 11-03 McLaren Flyback Chronograph in the Cleveland Browns’ opening game against the Tennessee Titans. Considering the Browns haven’t made the playoffs in 18 years, Odell’s timepiece is the only reason I paid any attention to this game.

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Unintentional Drip: The Baggy T-shirt Under the Jersey

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I don’t know when this stopped being a thing. It wouldn’t surprise me if the NCAA legislated the baggy t-shirt out of the game the same way they legislate most fun out of these children’s lives. What made the baggy t-shirt under the jersey equally stylish and humorous was the fact that it was often worn by the slimmest player on the team.

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Creative Drip: Terrell Owens’ Sharpie

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In the prime of his career, Terrell Owens was the NFL’s loudest talker. He more than backed it up on the field accumulating 15,934 receiving yards over his 16-year career, making Jerry Rice the only person with more yards. The 6-time Pro-Bowler also caught 153 touchdowns, good for 3rd all-time, and is the only player to score a touchdown against every NFL team. If he didn’t piss so many people off with his mouth his resume would have guaranteed him a first ballot hall of fame entry.

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On October 14th 2002, in a nationally televised Monday Night Football game, Terrell Owens caught a 37-yard touchdown pass to put his 49ers up one and win the game. The best part of the play was the celebration. Instead of breaking out a generic dance move or slapping his chest, T.O. shocked viewers by pulling a Sharpie pen out of his sock. T.O. then proceeded to sign the football and walk the instant piece of memorabilia over to a fan, creating a classic NFL moment. Showmanship at its finest. I would have voted Owens into the football Hall of Fame for this theatrical act alone.

Step 1: Catch and run the football into the end zone

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Step 2: Pull the Sharpie out of your sock and sign the football

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Step 3: Be a nice guy and toss the football to a lucky fan

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Honorable Mention: LaDainian Tomlinson’s Dark Visor

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For someone whose skill set is predicated on vision, I don’t understand how LaDainian Tomlinson saw much of anything out of his visor; which makes the rushing numbers from the league’s former MVP that much more impressive. Back when the NFL actually valued running backs, Tomlinson ran for 13,684 yards and 145 touchdowns, placing him top 5 in both statistical categories.

LaDainian Tomlinson was rightly inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2017.

Most Economical: Caron Butler’s Straws

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Caron Butler will forever be a part of the unlikely Dallas Mavericks team that spoiled the “not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4…” championship celebration for LeBron James’ Miami super team in 2011. Another unlikely fact is that throughout Caron’s 12 year career, he had what some would call a “strange” must-have accessory for every game. Straws. Caron would chew on straws during the course of a game as a means to relax. Every single game. And not just any straw, McDonald’s straws specifically.

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In this three minute video, Caron not only explains why McDonald’s straws are superior, he shows off his impressive ability to distinguish a McDonald’s McStraw from 15 different competitors in a “blind chew test”.

With Caron having played in almost 1,000 career NBA games, McDonald’s definitely missed out on a prime partnership.

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Which all-time great athlete accessory deserved to be on the list? Please comment below with some of your favorites.

March 10, 2020 /Talia Caldwell
Black, Sports, NBA, NFL, Track, Hair, Throwback, Audemars, Watch, Drip, Accessories, Men's Fashion, Meek Mill, Drake, Allen Iverson, Urban, Hip-Hop, Serena Williams
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The Evolving Taste Buds of Drake

August 22, 2019 by Talia Caldwell in Food

Aubrey Graham, Champagne Papi, 6 god, The Boy, whether you proclaim to be a Drake fan or a steadfast contrarian of his hip-hop prowess, when Drizzy drops a song, you listen.

The night the Toronto Drake’s- I mean Raptors, won the 2019 NBA World Championship in what will become the shortest-lived 12-hour dynasty, Toronto’s unofficial Mayor released two new songs from his The Best In The World Pack. “Money in the Grave” featuring Rick Ross and “Omertà”.

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“Omertà” is peak braggadocios Drake, spitting rhymes like: “I plan to buy your most personal belongings when they up for auction. Man, truth be told, I think about it often. The petty king, the overseer of many things. I wish that I was playin' in a sport where we were gettin' rings. I wouldn't have space on either hand for anything”. Flame emoji everywhere and a reminder that Drake or whoever you think writes for him has a way of putting words together.

As I was bobbing my head, dissecting every word looking for a Pusha-T connection, one thing in particular stood out - Drake’s recent elitism when it comes to his dining preferences

Just three years prior on 2016’s Views, Drake was proclaiming to his scorned girlfriend just how much he loves Cheesecake Factory and all its suburban patrons.

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Apparently all it took was three years perfecting his beard/fade combo and winning an NBA championship, for Drake to compare Benihana, which is in the same class of eating as Cheesecake Factory, to pigeon food.

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My interest in Jimmy’s gastro desires didn’t stop there. In fact, it ignited a new question to pose in the never-ending argument over Drake’s identity. Instead of looking at his disdain for Benihanas while favoring Cheesecake Factory as proof of the dissonance between who Drake raps to be and who he actually is, I saw it as an example of his evolving personhood.

After spending a copious amount of hours I’m too embarrassed to admit listening to every Drake song for any mention of food, here is a timeline of hip-hops’ golden boy’s stomach.

Childhood Drake

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

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“Mama never used to cook much,
used to chef KD...”
— Drake, Free Smoke

KD, as in Kraft Dinners. Drake has never been shy when it comes to expressing his affection for his mother. He’s referenced her in songs like “Look What You’ve Done”; telling her, “You get the operation you dreamed of and I finally send you to Rome. I get to make good on my promise. It all worked out, girl, we shoulda known. Cause you deserve it.” So this Kraft Mac & Cheese jab is surprising. Not quite a “Duppy Freestyle”, but Drake definitely aired out his mothers’ deficient cooking skills.

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Up & Coming Drake

Applebees and Outback

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“Me and Gibbo was about that
Eatin’ Applebee’s and Outback
Southwest, no first class.”
— Drake, Free Smoke

Chain restaurants, the fuel of middle America. Like the Mac & Cheese verse, Drake is reflecting on the bottom from which he started. Sharing an inspiring story about his path to stardom alongside his close friend and road manager, Gibbo, he’s reminiscing to a time when the pair weren’t chartering flights, let alone flying first-class, but getting those two free bags on Southwest. Far from being an endorsement of Outback or Applebees’ food quality, this is a lesson on humility, sacrifice, budgeting, and friendship. Only build with people who will order an Applebees 2 for $20 with you.

2011 Drake

French Laundry

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“And you do dinners at French Laundry in Napa Valley;
Scallops and glasses of Dolce, that shit’s right up your alley.”
— Drake, The Ride

You too can book a dinner reservation at the acclaimed French Laundry in Napa Valley; if you are a prominent food blogger or get lucky enough to be added to the over two month queue. Even then, landing a reservation is like finding Willy Wonka’s golden ticket. The coveted wait will give you time to save up for the $270 per person dinner.

Sushi

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“I took her for sushi... we took it to go, told them don’t even plate it.”
— HYFR

To-go sushi on the first date? Not the most romantic, but as the songs notes, at the request of the young woman.

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Spaghetti Bolognese

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“Spaghetti bolognese in the Polo Lounge.”
— Stay Schemin'

2012, young Drizzy, but developed enough to enjoy a pasta dish a step up from Kraft Mac & Cheese.

2013 Drake

Swish by Han, Joso’s, Ristorante Sotto Sotto,

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“Eating like I’m seated at Swiss, Joso’s, and Sotto’s…”
— 5AM in Toronto

A slight linguistic controversy with this one. Some lyrical analysts believe Drake is saying “Swish” as in the upscale Toronto Korean-fusion eatery Swish by Han, which closed down in 2014. Others believe he’s saying Swiss, a late night equivalent of TGIF Friday’s where you can get chicken wings and fries at 2 am.

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Traditional Italian spots Ristorante Sotto Sotto and Joso’s are perfect backdrops for the crime family gatherings Drake is fascinated with. 2018’s Scorpion has a song titled “Mob Ties” and this year’s “Omertà” Drake raps, “ethics and values, mob traditions, old fashioned Monopoly action”. According to Rap Genius, Omertà is a mafia practice that requires a silent oath in regards to “illegal activities or unlawful practices, regardless of the consequences”. He even compares himself to Marlon Brando’s famed character on “Going Bad”: “Don Corleone. Trust me, at the top it isn't lonely”.

Joso’s and its Godfather aesthetic is where Drake shot the infamously moody album cover for 2011’s Take Care. Fans and tourist go to the restaurant all the time to reenact the photo. So next time you’re planning a trip to Toronto, make sure you fit that in.

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Chicken

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“Someone put an order in for a chicken,
told my girl to order in, I need the kitchen,
yeah they know I got the hook-up,
they just wait on me to cook up,
Baby I heat up the stove, you do the dishes ya know.”
— Come Thru

More important than chicken, Drake is dismantling outdated gender roles by heading the cooking while his female counterpart is tasked with the clean up.

“Fieri, I’m in the kitchen, I’m a magician.”
— 6 Man
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Lobster and Shrimp

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“Go get you some lobsters and shrimp.”
— 305 to My City

If Beyonce can go to Red Lobster, Drake can go to Red Lobster.

Hooters

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“The one that I needed was Courtney from Hooters on Peachtree. I’ve always been feeling like she was the piece to complete me.”
— From Time

Although Drake does have a penchant for below average chain restaurants, there’s never a reason to purposefully go to a Hooters. Especially in Atlanta where you can find actual good chicken wings and beautiful women anywhere. Drake was solely there for Courtney.

2014 Drake

Nobu’s Crab

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“Eatin’ crab out in Malibu at Nobu.”
— Who Do You Love?

By this point, Drake has talked about seafood so much that we shall now call him Shellfish Papi. Nobu Malibu, with all the views Drake lives for, is apparently the only sushi spot for rappers. The name is so rhyme-able that it comes up at least a few times a year in various verses.

2015 Drake

V-Live’s Alfredo Pasta

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“V-Live, I order that Alfredo pasta then eat in the kitchen like I’m in the mafia.”
— No Tellin'

And another mafia reference. Drake spent a lot of time at two places in the early part of his career; Houston and strip clubs. The popular strip club frequented by athletes and rappers alike even served as the set for the “Child’s Play” video. The definition of art imitating life.

Unfortunately, after the cameras went away, V-Live was shut down. Besides the owners owing the state of Texas over two hundred thousand dollars in unpaid taxes, a string of Grand Theft Auto type mishaps occurred in a 6-month span.

March of 2016, there was a drive-by shooting where the valet was robbed at gunpoint. June of 2016, Moses Malone Jr., son of NBA Legend Moses Malone, was attacked and robbed by a group of armed men. Then finally in September of 2016, two patrons were shot. Thankfully no one was killed, but it wasn’t a great look for the business.

Although V-Live no longer lives, the club can say it made an impact while it lasted. In the words of their most loyal customer, Drake himself: “here for a good time, not a long time."

Scallops

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“And I just came from dinner where I ate some well done seared scallops that were to die for.”
— 30 for 30 Freestyle

Location: Unknown. Cost? Your life. Seems dramatic, but we’ll take Drake’s word for it.

Sotto Cincinnati (But with Serena Williams)

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“I mean you kinda look like that girl from the U.S. Open” is what Drake said back in 2010 on J. Cole’s “In the morning”. So it wasn’t a shock when rumors surfaced that Drake and Serena were spending time together. He’d been manifesting their romance for years.

In August of 2015, TMZ released this grainy photo of the two together doing their best Lady and The Tramp impression at Sotto Cincinnati . Their public relationship came and went after Drake distracted her at the US Open costing her another Grand Slam. Has to make you wonder how bad Serena beat Drake in a match after he bragged on “Worst Behavior” that he could “beat Serena when she’s playing with her left”.

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2016 Drake

Cheesecake Factory

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“Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake? You know I love to go there.”
— Child's Play

While Drake is a lover, he likes his options. So the deep attachment to an establishment where you can get gumbo and Thai coconut lime chicken at the same time is very on-brand. The tragedy of Cheesecake Factory is that out of the 250 food options you can order, the only item they do well is the brown bread. That’s it.

2017 Drake

Nobu (Again) and Milestones

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“Can’t get Nobu, but you can get Milestones.”
— Gyalchester

Again, an example of Drake’s food politics. Milestones is essentially a Canadian Yardhouse. And as we’ve seen, Drake’s cuisine’s choice is directly correlated to his level of interest in you; the way to his heart is in fact through his stomach.

“Lobster and Céline for all my babies that I miss
Chicken fingers, french fries for them [girls] that wanna diss”
— Jumpman

So if you ever find yourself spending time with Drake and he suggests Milestones, don’t go. He doesn’t like you that much.

2018 Drake

Giorgio Baldi, Madeo, Calamari Rings and Tomato

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“Catering is from Giorgio Baldi, Robyn’s favorite.
Shit is nice, but I prefer Madeo.
Calamari rings and tomato.”
— Diplomatic Immunity

The Robyn he’s referring to is the one and only Robyn “Rihanna” Fenty. Santa Monica’s Giorgio Baldi is the celebrity mecca for Italian food and according to Drake, Rihanna’s favorite. Meanwhile he prefers Madeo Ristorante in Beverly Hills.

Gene's PO-Boys and Dat Dog

“In My Feelings” dominated Summer ‘18. An ode to The Jewel City, the song’s producer Trap Money Benny implemented the New Orleans Bounce sound using samples from the late Magnolia Shorty. With the song’s success, Drizzy knew he had to have an even bigger video. After an opening scene starring the legendary actress Phylicia Rashad, Drake is seen gallivanting the town with the most New Orleans Young Money Cash Money Grill he could find.

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Highlighting local neighborhood like Frenchman Street and Hollygrove, the video tries to capture an authentic NOLA. And being the foodie Drake is, he made sure to add Gene’s ‘Po-Boys and Dat Dog to the list of local places to visit.

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The two dives that serve exactly what their names suggest, ‘po boys and hot dogs.

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2019 Drake

Benihanas

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“To me, Benihana is pigeon food.”
— Omertà


August 22, 2019 /Talia Caldwell
Cheesecake Factory, Fine Dining, Foodie, Toronto, Drake, Aubrey, Sushi, New Orleans
Food
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