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12 Hip-Hop Quotes as Motivational Posters

September 24, 2018 by Talia Caldwell in Music

Hip-hop is a poetic art form. The stories hip-hop artists’ paint are uniquely creative, rugged and often times autobiographical. What has propelled hip-hop to its current all time high level of popularity over a short 30 years is the genre’s ability to directly and intimately relate to people. The best rappers are vulnerable, soul bearing and stylish in the way they express their feelings. My favorite rap songs have gotten me through some trying days subtly offering me wisdom. So instead of cloying Hallmark cards (The Mahogany Collection is wild), generic canvas art courtesy of Target’s dorm collection, or posters made for Christian book stores, I made a dozen inspirational rap posters for you to enjoy. Many of these lyrics I quote on a daily basis driving my friends mad. Life throws challenges our way and sometimes we need fun little pick me ups reminding us that we are still in fact the dopest person ever and that losses don’t last forever. Much love, keep your head up.

1) “Fo’ fo’s I'm tippin'/ wood grain I'm gripping
catch me lane switching with the paint dripping/ turn your neck and your dame missing” -Mike Jones, “Still Tippin’”

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Translation: I’m cruising in my 1984 Cadillac equipped with the most luxurious amenities; 30 spoke wire rims and the finest wood grain steering wheel. If you are lucky, you will see me and my car parlaying in and out of lanes with a paint job so fresh that it’s still wet and may even drip a bit. Oh, and I’m so charming that if you turn your head for the slightest second, fixing your gaze elsewhere, your partner will be gone in an instant as they have decided to come with me instead.

Even if you don’t have a car this line give you the confidence to attack your day with vigor and a bit of Houston cool. It’s not what you do, but how you do it. So go out there and stunt in whatever capacity available to you and let people know you are that person.

2) “Flaws ain’t flaws when it’s you that makes the call” -Pusha T, “So Appalled”

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Translation: When you are in charge, performing the hard labor and making the tough decisions, your shortcomings aren’t weaknesses.

Be the Beyoncé of your life. When Beyoncé had a slip at the Super Bowl, she recovered so nimbly that it actually made you admire her even more.

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You are the boss of your life, micromanaging your daily duties and taking full responsibility of what you do. Flaws aren’t deficiencies but rather small obstacles you simply maneuver through.

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3) “I trip to make the fall shorter” -Chance The Rapper, “Acid Rain”

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Translation: I give myself permission to make mistakes that will ground and prepare me for life’s inevitable lows and valleys.

As Yeats says in his poem “The Second Coming”, “Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold”. It’s not a matter of if you fall, but when you fall. In fact, the longer you delay the inevitable forces of gravity, the harder the fall will be. Strive to do your best, let go, and know that it’s okay to stumble along the way. This is where you experience the most growth and learn prime lessons.

4) “Neva let me slip, ‘cause if I slip then I’m slippin” - Dr. Dre, “Nuthing But a “G” Thang”

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Translation: Please don’t let me slip, because if I slip in this one particular area of my life, then I’m slipping in all other areas.

Accountability to oneself and others is a key to success. Dr. Dre is asking his comrade, probably Snoop Dog, to not let him slip up because logical fallacy states that if we allow error A to happen then error Z will eventually happen, so avoid error A. It’s a good daily reminder to put quality into everything we do in order to avoid continuous carelessness.

5) “Girl recognize game, before game recognize you - Chingy, “One Call Away”

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Translation: Girl, don’t get played. People with ill intentions looking to scheme and plot will have their sights set on you from a mile away, so spot them first; head on a swivel at all times.

Art of War by Sun Tzu says, “If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle”. I’m certain this is what Chingy was talking about.

6) “I’ll be there in 5 minutes/5 hours later, ‘I’ll be there in 5 minutes’” - Kanye West, “Late”

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Translation: I said what I said. I will be there once I get there.

We are constantly acquiescing to the needs of everyone besides ourselves. It is not possible or healthy to try and fulfill everybody’s desires at their demanding pace. There is nothing wrong with slowing down, taking our time, and arriving when we feel good and ready. Ownership of our time, body and energy is imperative to our total well-being.

7) “So, now, I’m back spittin’ that heat, could pass a polygraph” - Jay Electronica, “Exhibit C”

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Translation: The words coming from my mouth are such truth that I would pass any lie detector test.

In hip-hop, it’s all about credibility and keeping it real. If Twitter finds out you’ve been lying about where you come from or what you’ve done, your career could be ruined. Jay Electronica, being the wordsmith that he is (we’re still waiting on that album), found one of the most creative ways to tell us how honest he keeps it. What’s even savvier is when you play the song the line works as a double entendre as it sounds like he is also saying “so now I’m back spittin’ that ‘he could pass a polygraph’”.

Like Jay Electronica, your word should be bond. Whether people like what you have to say or not, always tell the truth.

8) “I never let a statue tell me how nice I am” - Phife Dawg, “Award Tour”

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Translation: Never will I allow an engineered award voted by people I do not know nor who know me define who I am, assign my worth, or label my talent or work ethnic. I will not give subjective benchmarks of public opinion the authority to declare if me or my art matters.

First and foremost, Rest in Peace Malik “Phife Dawg” Taylor, part of the legendary hip-hop group A Tribe Called Quest. We miss you.

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Too many times we place our value in external affirmations. We lose sight of refining and enjoying our craft for the craft’s sake and forget that we are important no matter what other people say or do not say about us. If you know you are great, that’s all that matters. No dollar amount, sheet of paper, or award will ever encompass our fullness.

9) “My future so bright I’d probably go blind before I blink twice, I ain’t lying” - Kendrick Lamar, “The Heart Pt. 2”

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Translation: My future is so incredibly bright that if you look at it, it can blind you.

Sometimes your own future will inspire you.

10) “Spaceships/don’t come equipped/with rear view mirrors/ they dip/as quick as they can” - Andre 3000, “Int’l Players Anthem (I Choose You)”

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Translation: Entities with the potential to travel so far that they break atmospheres don’t come with rear view mirrors. With that type of trajectory, you’ll be moving so quickly that you won’t have the time to look back.

In the poem, “Our Deepest Fear”, Marianne Williamson writes that, “Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.” We often hinder our own progress; lamenting our past, intimated by our future. We spend too much time looking back, rather than letting our journey take us to heights we didn’t imagine for ourselves. Williamson continues on saying “your playing small does not serve the world.” We are supposed to squeeze every ounce of purpose embedded in each of us. And Andre 3000’s spaceship analogy says it best. Nothing with such great power has time to look back when what is ahead is so vital.

11) “I’m not sayin’ I’m number one/Uhh I’m sorry I lied, I’m number one, two, three, four, and five!” - KRS-One, “Step Into a World”

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Translation: I apologize if you thought I was being humble when I said I’m not number one. What I meant was that I am not exclusively number one, but that I am in fact number one, two, three, four, and five.

Instead of choice a, it was choice e, all of the above. Self promotion is good. You have to believe you are the best option in order for other people to believe it as well. Next time you ask for a raise, which should be every year, just quote this line when explaining to your boss why you deserve a salary increase.

12) “Stay far from timid/only make moves when your heart’s in it/and live the phrase ‘Sky’s The Limit’” - The Notorious B.I.G., “Sky’s The Limit”

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Translation: Keep nervous, fearful, wavering energy far away from you. Instead, passionately pursue that which burns inside you. There is no ceiling on what you can accomplish.

People will tell you what you can and can’t do, that your dreams are crazy. You will face rejection, doubt will creep in, but if you stay focused and work in a way that blocks out the noise and distraction, your path is boundless.

September 24, 2018 /Talia Caldwell
music, Hip-Hop, Rap, Inspiration, Motivation, Comedy, Kanye West, Art
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Nonsensical Rap Lyrics Pt. 1

March 12, 2018 by Talia Caldwell in Music

I love rap. I love the gaudy lifestyles rappers tell us they live; the propensity to "stunt". I love the way rappers adopt larger than life personas to support their fantasies. Rarely do I criticize artists for painting pictures that serve as an escape just like any other art form. However, there are times lyrics are so ridiculous and comical, you have to rewind the song to make sure you heard them properly.

Me listening to some of these rap songs

Me listening to some of these rap songs

I complied a list of some of my favorite impossible and impractical rap lyrics.

"Shake Ya Tailfeather"- Nelly, P.Diddy, Murphy Lee

“Is that ya ass or ya momma half-reindeer?”
— Nelly

Disclaimer, I'm not ignoring the misogyny, crudeness, and objectification of the female body, just pushing it to the side for the sake of this current topic. It's summer 2003, Bad Boys II starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence just came out and "Shake Ya Tailfeather" is the lead single for the movie's soundtrack. Diddy is going by his second moniker after Puff Daddy, and Nelly just shed his trademark cheekbone band-aid.

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The first question Nelly asks this woman, "is that ya ass?" is rhetorical. Nelly is making way for his punch line because of course the backside is hers, who else's could it be? The second question, "Is your momma half-reindeer?" is the outstanding one. A reindeer booty, an old metaphor for a woman with a large derriere. Very funny, Nelly. Besides the fact that the question is silly, it's not possible for a reindeer and human to conceive and create a half-reindeer child; and then pass those genetics on to this young lady making her a quarter reindeer. Additionally, what type of response did Nelly want from this woman. Was she just supposed to smile and say "no, Nelly, my momma isn't half-reindeer".

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"A Bay Bay"-Hurricane Chris

“Now when I holla ‘A Bay Bay’, I’m finna get my groove on. It’s so hot up in this club that I ain’t got no shoes on”
— Hurricane Chris
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I don't know who or what we're hollering 'A Bay Bay' at, but I do know this song turns up at the function. The clap along beat and children echoing the chorus is super catchy. And as soon as the song starts and Hurricane begins his verse, he's "in his bag " as the kids say. Stepping into the club feeling on top of the world, nobody can tell Chris anything. With the club filled to capacity, the temperature is too high for Hurricane. So he does what any one would do, he takes his shoes off.

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Coming from Louisiana and it being 2007, Hurricane Chris was definitely wearing a brightly colored pair of Air Force 1's, ankle-lengthened jean shorts and a XXL ProClub Tall T. And I'm having a hard time believing Chris would jeopardize his fresh just to cool down. Also, what about the socks? Are those coming off too? Once off, did he put his socks and shoes next to the bottles in VIP? Did he put them under a sofa? Or maybe behind the DJ booth? This sounds like a Dr. Seuss nursery rhyme.

Paramount to the safety of Hurricane Chris's shoes is the safety of his feet. He could step on broken glass, get stabbed by a high heel, or slip on a wet spot. Not to mention getting blisters from dancing too hard. Bare-feet anywhere outside the beach, pool, or your home is not safe or sanitary.

"Wait (The Whisper Song)"-Ying Yang Twins

“Walkin’ round the club with ya thumb in ya mouth””
— Kane, Yang of the Ying Yang Twins
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Kaine and D-Roc of The Ying Yang Twins made an iconic party staple whispering over an entire track; never-mind the fact that this would be an ineffective way to speak to anyone in a boisterous club.

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 "Walkin' round the club with ya thumb in ya mouth". I believe they're trying to make this woman sound sexy. But there is nothing enticing about a grown woman walking around a dark club with her finger in her mouth. It's poor hygiene. We carry at least 3,000 bacteria from 150 different species on our hands alone (University of Colorado at Boulder). And guess what bacteria type we carry the most on our hands? Fecal matter; poop. So please do not walk around the club or anywhere in life with your fingers in your mouth.

"This Is Why I'm Hot"-MIMS

“This is why I’m hot, I don’t gotta rap, I can sell a mil sayin’ nothin on the track (silence)”
— MIMS
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MIMS' "This Is Why I'm Hot" did in fact go platinum, selling a million copies. But not by being silent on a 3 minute track. If he were to say nothing on a track, would it just be an instrumental or did he mean complete silence? Because complete silence sounds like an experimental project Jaden Smith would do today. Jaden could tweet something like "But will you support my silence?" and his followers would immediately go download a 4 minute song with absolutely nothing on it and make it go platinum in an hour. Complex magazine, with their "high" journalistic and artistic integrity would then write "Why Jaden Smith's Silent Track Is More Important Than Nas' Ilmatic". Peak click-bait.

"Grillz"-Nelly

“Rob the jewelry store and tell ‘em make me a grill!”
— Nelly

I do not condone theft of any sort. Remember, this is about nonsensical make believe lyrics. Instead, this is similar to when you're watching a movie about a bunch of guys planning a robbery and you end up rooting for them because their logic is so bad and you wish you could help them out. Like the classic film Set It Off, I'm simply intrigued by the story line.

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Nelly and his crew

With that being said, the order of this operation is completely wrong. Nelly and his crew should act like they are in fact purchasing the grill so that the jeweler puts his best effort into what is a very important cultural piece.

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What may be even more perturbing than the fact that Nelly is planning a heist, is that Nelly thinks grills are made instantaneously. The jeweler has to make a mold of your mouth, order the diamonds, design and color them, then carefully place and set them. Making it highly unlikely for Nelly to get his grill that same day.

"Right Thurr"-Chingy

“Gimme what you got for a porkchop.
She threw it at me like I was a short-stop”
— Chingy
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The second part is witty, but the first part "gimmie what you got for a pork chop" is confusing. Not in the most obscure parts of my mind can I guess what that means. Is it a prize situation where the girl gets a pork chop for dancing well? Even Rap Genius, which is the musical voice of God herself had no clue.

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"6 Foot 7 Foot"- Lil Wayne

“Swagger down pat, call my sh*t Patricia”
— Weezy
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This post could be entirely made up of Lil Wayne lyrics. As creative as he's been, especially during his 2007-2012 dominance, he has said some head-scratching things. And if you question his lyrics, the Lil Wayne martians will say you just don't understand. I mean, remember when Lil Wayne was just mispronouncing words then saying "oops I mean" before saying the correct word and calling that a bar?

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To have something "down pat" means to have something mastered or memorized. He's saying his swagger is so impeccable and "down pat" that you need to call it by it's original name. But "pat" does not originate from the name Patricia. In fact, the shortened name for Patricia would be patty. And I don't think that's what he wants us to call his swag.

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Bonus: Anytime Lil Wayne says "Weezy F. Baby and the F is for Phenomenal"

How many young Lil Wayne fans failed spelling tests because they were using an F to spell "Phenomenal"?

Anytime Nicki Minaj tries to rhyme "Nah" with "Knives"

"Make Love"-Gucci Mane Ft. Nicki Minaj

“I rep Queens where they listen to a bunch of Nas
I’m a yes and these b**ches is a bunch of nahs
Tryin’ to win a gunfight with a bunch of knives
”
— Nicki Minaj
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The entire song is an enticing mess. Between Nicki and Gucci both, they are really pushing the boundaries of what makes sense. Gucci says he's going to spend a million dollars on his wedding cake and shares his mental health issues in a problematic comparative rhyme saying "you're more bipolar than me". In Nicki Minaj's verse alone she takes two bars off just to laugh and then tell us that she just took two bars off just to laugh.

Honorable Mention:

Young Thug's Entire Verse On Drake's "Sacrifices"

“I’ma use your name like, “Who is he?”
You get it? I said I’ma use a name like, “Who is he?””
— Young Thug

Drake has a particular rhyme scheme on "sacrifices" that flows like this: "Lost millions in the past, I'm talking maybe like 8". And when Thugger borrows it for his own verse, it just doesn't resonate the same. At one point, trying to expand his creativity, Young Thug says, "I’m talkin' neat like freak" followed by other lines that make absolutely no sense.

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Historical: "Wanna Be Startin' Something"- Michael Jackson

“Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ku sa
Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ku sa”
— Michael Jackson
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No "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' isn't a rap song, but MJ is ingrained in the fabric of all music. He's also every black person's cousin. And a lot of us grew up hearing and dancing along to this phrase without knowing what the heck it meant. Turns out The King of Pop stole the line from Cameroonian musician Manu Dibango and his song "Soul Makossa".

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What really makes no sense is the fact that someone made a 10 hour YouTube clip of Michael Jackson singing "Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ku sa Ma ma se, ma ma sa, ma ma ku sa" over and over again. Feel free to check it out:

March 12, 2018 /Talia Caldwell
music, rap, Hip-Hop, comedy, jokes, black, culture
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